RUSTY TINS & VIOLINS

'On The Outside Looking In - A Travel Agent's Shop Window' It's Christmas any day now. Stating the obvious, this year is nearly over. Time to give my head a break for a few days. I'll catch up with you all soon. The main thing is that I'd like to thank all of you for [...]

MISS SALLY UMBRELLA

'Miss Sally Umbrella' Artist Unknown - sourced from Pinterest  The day they chopped down the last tree on earth was the day the humans stopped breathing. No oxygen, no humans. A few of us got lucky. We’d already had our brains transferred to robots. Not just any old robots. Proper human looking robots with eyes [...]

PRIDE & TIME

‘Everything there is’ I can’t stop myself thinking about plastic. Boring but true. Like having a song on a loop inside your head, plastic has got under my skin. It’s like I’ve been set up to hate the stuff. That’s a good thing. Media sometimes does that. Not always. As a result I’ve ended up [...]

SOME PLACE EAST OF DOVER

‘Neat Feet’ by Zoolon 100% true. That daft mate of mine I’ve been writing about lately has surpassed himself yet again. He was looking a bit down so I say, “What’s up?” He says, “It’s my star sign.” I say, “What about it?” He says, “It’s total rubbish.” I say, “What sign of the Zodiac [...]