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THE BEST RESULT YOU GET IS A DRAW

(The floodlights know everything and rarely tell lies) Here’s the basic lyric for a new acoustic number; THE BEST RESULT YOU GET IS A DRAW She dances while they quarrel Over all the things he said “I’m leaving you tomorrow” He answers, “You go right ahead”   He wonders just what he’s done wrong She’s

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ZOOLON’S ESCAPE

Brian, ‘The Don of The Sparrow Mafia’ wasn’t there at first. There were twenty or so of his mob flying from table to table trying to nick a few crumbs here and there, that’s all. Then, when he eventually showed up, all the other bloke sparrows did a runner and as ever his harem of

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RANDOM EVENTS IN THE LIFE OF ZOOLON

BRIAN THE SPARROW’S BUTT I first met Brian the Sparrow about a month ago. Spring was beginning to happen. The day was just about warm, so I was sat outside having a breakfast of hot chocolate and a croissant. When I’d finished   eating I left a few croissant crumbs on my plate. It was at

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